I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
(via love-from-a-gurney)
| me: | wow i finally understand math |
| moves on to next question | |
| me: | what the hell is this |
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
(via niftysmiles)
Flightless Bird, American Mouth cover
DAMN GIRL I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE AN ANGLE
well i did but not in the pipes
DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE AN ANGLE
YOU WERE AN ANGLE
AN ANGLE
(via otaku--princess)
Isn’t it weird to know that everyone you come into contact with, even people you love and are close to, even people you think are insanely attractive and you would die to sleep with them, even the fucking President, has taken a realllllyyyy nasty shit before?
| Straight Boys: | Why are all the hot girls lesbians? |
| Lesbians: | Why are all the hot girls straight? |
| Straight Girls: | Why are all the hot guys gay? |
| Gay Guys: | Why are all the hot guys straight? |
| Bisexual People: | WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN? |
| Pansexual People: | everyone is hot what do I do |
| Asexual People: | what |
just walked in on this. i’m a little hurt but honestly not surprised.
(via peetaah)