I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
|me:||wow i finally understand math|
|moves on to next question|
|me:||what the hell is this|
Isn’t it weird to know that everyone you come into contact with, even people you love and are close to, even people you think are insanely attractive and you would die to sleep with them, even the fucking President, has taken a realllllyyyy nasty shit before?
|Straight Boys:||Why are all the hot girls lesbians?|
|Lesbians:||Why are all the hot girls straight?|
|Straight Girls:||Why are all the hot guys gay?|
|Gay Guys:||Why are all the hot guys straight?|
|Bisexual People:||WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?|
|Pansexual People:||everyone is hot what do I do|